I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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