We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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