I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
There was a lot of him and a little penis
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
