Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
she peed on how many people?
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
My Sexting was not on an AP level
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