what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
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