one two three fourrrrnication!
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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