i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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