ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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