I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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