Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
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