I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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