It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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