Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
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