My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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