I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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