So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
