You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
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