No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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