i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
my poor anus
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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