k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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