can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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