Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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