it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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