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Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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