I understand Curling. That high.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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