I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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