We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
But break dance skills will only take you so far
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
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