that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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