thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
.......................................
My thoughts exactly.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
Randomize
