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(203): View more from Connecticut

Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?

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(734): View more from Michigan

It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free

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(512): View more from Texas

Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.

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(407): View more from Florida

Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston

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(540): View more from Virginia

Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.

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(408): View more from California

He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!

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(201): View more from New Jersey

MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.

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(716): View more from New York

I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.

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(801): View more from Utah

My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.

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