Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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