Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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