Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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