I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
I have grass duct taped all over my body
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
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