Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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