Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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