guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
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