It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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