so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
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