i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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