I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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