Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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