His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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