I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Someone shattered a urinal.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
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