You can't motorboat a personality
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
My purse is full of condoms and money.
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