if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
can u get pink eye on your cock?
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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