The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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