well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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