I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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