# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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