We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
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