fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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