friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
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