That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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