They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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